First Rap

I see the beauty in the world then later MC bout me

While you sit by and try

While you cry

Slowly dying in this game, while I seek fame

All the fans know my name

And when you step on the stage they scream WHO?!

The fucking hell are you

You stand there and choke

Cos you try to lie about how I am broke

But you cry when you know you are

So my words will affect you

And leave a scar on your mind

But cos I’m kind I’ll teach you

I’ll preach and screech till I’m blue in the face

While I’m all up in your personal space

I’ll shout while you pout and turn away and turn colour grey

Suck this gay feeling away

I’m not talking about homosexual

Cos I remember back in school

Learning that that’s wrong

To spit hate in a song

But they were wrong

It’s fine to be gay

Just stay true to the path and don’t stray

I rap my thoughts feelings as emotions too

I don’t intestinally aim to screw, you

I’m the driver behind my wheel

I’m the midnight thief looking to steal you from your bed so I can leave you for dead

You can’t touch this

I’m MC hammer

Didn’t you get that? (No)

Cos you’re as thick as a spanner

I aint time to rhyme about you but I’ll check my planner

I’m free next week

You’ll see that i'm the geek of the street

I know everyone

Mother, father, daughter and son

Am I right?

Don’t try to fight this

Let it take hold of you

Feel my boldness

Not bald

I got hair

I got skill and lots of lyrical flair

I spit bars so well I don’t drive shit cars like you

My left shoe is worth more than you

Now you got me talking bout feet

So what I’ll do is greet you

When I next meet you with a boot to the chest

Cos I’m above the rest

I party with the best

Party all night on the docks of Dover

Wake up next day with no hangover

Cos that’s bad

It would make me mad

I don’t rap when I’m sad

Instead

I lie on my bed while playing my DSi

But please don’t cry

Its lots of fun now that I’ve won and the sun comes out each day in the sky

I’ll pull out my gun and shoot you in the face

Leave a mess all over the place

But words are my ammo

Back in the day it was all bout Habbo

Bobba this and Bobba that

Bobba in all your chit chat

There aint no block in my talk

I got it all on lock

Chicks and cars

Now even my bars too

I aint done this for long

May half a year

So lend me you ear and you’ll hear something great

But don’t be late or you might miss this shit

I don’t intestinally Diss but if it’s shit then I will

She’s my pill

So I’m a user

She calls me a loser but its love

You’re all alone

No one wants you

There must be someone though

But who?

She’ll have nine toes and a stump for a leg

A hump on her back and warts on her head

But even that’s too good for you

Now leave and don’t come back

Go to hell

But the devil won’t want ya cos you smell of failure

That I’m sure

U failed every test and put your name in the wrong box

Got scars on your face cos of chicken pox

I’ll pick up this world and drop it on your head, leaving you dead lying in an eternal bed cos I’m strong as an ox

This is the first of many

My bars are so heavy

They’ll squish you

I can use rasengan or sharingan

That goes out to Ginn

He knows the game and how not to win

You need not play

Only pray for better rhymes but that’ll take time

Which I don’t have

I gave all mine away

Now you’re my slave that I don’t pay

If I got you a wife

You’d owe me your life

I keep meaning to stop

But instead I’ll go fishing

For new ways to twist your lies all that I despise

New forms of dissing

Kissing you with death’s lips around your hips

Near your bum cheek

Every time you talk you send me to sleep

I’m getting bored of you

You put two and two together and end up with five

I’m burying you alive with my words and rhymes

Your shits so bad it should be a crime

Get locked up and end up doing time

Just stop.

It’s over.

You’ll need more luck then a four leaf clover provides

I’ll be strong as the thing when I swing for you

Out for a week

That’s kind of peak

I will give you a second chance to take a second glance over your stuff

To make it real like a snuff movie

I can spit it fast or slow

Make it go hi ho like dock or happy

Then I’ll flip it and turn snappy like a croc

Don’t act like it’s a shock for me to be this good

I was born in the hood

This is one big verse

With no chorus or breaks

It flows well like a winding lake

I can bite you like a poisonous snake

My venom’s my word

But that’s absurd

Impossible even?

Not for me cos I’m smart like Steven

If you didn’t get that then there’s no hope

Hawking’s a G

Just like me

If only you’d see that you can never beat me

Your flow is slow and don’t make any sense

I can buy all your stuff for only 5 pence

I’m a wheeler dealer like Del boy

I can hit you harder than them Greeks in troy

My bars are so good they should be made illegal

I can drop bombs on your head just like a seagull

Or take you out like 9/11

Just step on your head with my big size sevens

Bite off your head like a great white shark

Kill you alone in the dark

I’m a white boy rapping

My word gun’s done capping

You can’t tease me easy cos your rhymes are cheesy

Mild like cheddar

My rhymes are better

So high like a guy doing weed

That’s what you’ll need to come close to me

There aint no test that need be done

This’ battles over

And I’ve won.

Aint got a Title so any ideas would be very appreciated.